and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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