so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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