She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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