Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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