I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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