Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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