please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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