sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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