you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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