So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Success! We fucked roommates!
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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