Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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