how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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