Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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