Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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