Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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