her vagine was all disorganized.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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