honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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