My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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