"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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