Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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