Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
His hands were made for my vagina.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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