how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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