I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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