You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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