i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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