If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Randomize
