I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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