He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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