Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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