Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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