someone threw a dead crab at me
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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