Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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