New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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