i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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