Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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