you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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