Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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