On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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