What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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