let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
the room spins SO much faster in panama
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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