Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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