He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
