Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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