first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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