So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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