no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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