I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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