let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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