Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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