I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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