scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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