i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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