I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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