suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Randomize
