She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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