The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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