the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize