Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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