You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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