It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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